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4/18/2013 6:00:00 AM
Letter: Zombies stole the election!

I must respectfully disagree with Mr. Kenny Lee Barrows' opinion that vampires, werewolves and zombies don't exist. They do!

Okay, not the werewolves, but the vampires and brain dead zombies do - and I can prove it.

Vampires by their very nature have large egos and think they are much better than us mere mortals. They live by their own set of rules regardless of right or wrong and they will suck us mortals dry so they can survive.

Vampires have no respect for us mortals; in fact, they despise us. But they cannot live without us.

Sure, we don't call them vampires. We call them politicians. They are the ultimate bloodsuckers.

As for the zombies, they far outnumber the vampires. There are millions of them out there.

As for my proof, well, how else can you explain the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama?

I rest my case.

Have a great day!

Donald Stultz


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Reader Comments

Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013
Article comment by: Doing Research

@Capt Nice

So running a successful political campaign twice, four yeas apart, is a sign that only "zombies" would vote for Obama and you are but a few stoic heros among a sea of mindless freaks?


So what, do you want a recount? You certainly can't fathom talking with people who ran a very successful political campaign - twice - to see what they did right and what the GOP did wrong. And God forbid you see people with different political views as..human!

You all are what's wrong with this country as much as the stuff that you blame (when it's real, anyway).

Get off your stuffed and posed high horses if you want to move this country forward in any way. Throwing verbal hissy fits more than half a year after an election isn't how a man behaves.

Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013
Article comment by: Anson's Nephew

"Just read some of these Obama lovers letters and it kinda proves it."

Obama won - deal with it and stop whining.

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: Capt. Nice

You may be on to something as I never really believed in zombies and vampires but after reading some of the letters from our liberals, I'm thinking you are right.
Just read some of these Obama lovers letters and it kinda proves it.

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: The Root

@ Mike...

Perhaps you missed the fact that Obama wants to cap your retirement fund? Or missed the fact that Gold and sliver prices dropped like a rock this last week?

You DO understand the correlation between PM prices and the economy, correct? Because it seems you do not grasp even basic economics.

But blindly follow your lord Obama....He knows best.

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: mikel weisser

First all politicians are not vampires, though many are. You can generally tell which is which by the R that follows their name, that they are the blood suckers.

Brain suckers too.

The re-election of Obama simply shows that the majority of Americans don't want to be the serfs on Massa Romney's plantation. Romney's plan, like so many GOP boondoggle's is to strip the public of their savings to stow more wealth for himself and his friends overseas and then complain about poor Americans being unworthy citizens. While Obama is far from perfect (us liberals are consistently disappointed).he is miles better when it come sto improving the lives of citizens than ANY of the GOP pawns who ran in their primary. Under Obama America industry has surged back for the Bush years and business profits are at record highs, more undocumented immigrants are being deported than ever before and we won a war Bush wanted to drag out to make more money for Cheney & his friends..

Go ahead and try to tell us he's a commie knowing that, huh? it is just proof the GOP zombies have sucked out your brain.

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: Frank Harris

Donald, it's rather curious that you have yet to understand the answer to your question. So in an attempt to simplify the reason for President Obama being reelected allow me to point out that the official vote total was 51.06%-47.21%. In a democracy that means he reclaims the office.

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: anonymous anonymous

Keep your day job bubba, comedian will never make you rich! It must be sad to realize not everyone is like you, thinks like you, believes in the things you believe in! And worst of all you cannot take any mythical majority into that voting booth with you on election day! Your case is moot, Obama and us democrats won, cry me a river of tears bubba!

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: Anson's Nephew

“As for the zombies, they far outnumber the vampires.”

Wow and I thought believing in angels was bizarre! Hint – zombies and vampires do not actually exist.

“As for my proof, well, how else can you explain the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama?”

Please, by all means provide us the source of your “proof?”

What actually took place is that the American People realized returning to the mess left behind by The Criminal and his Republican minions was not simply bad for America, it was evil and the American People voted against the greatest anti-American sleaze ever barfed up from the pits of Hades.

BTW – Obama won, deal with it.

Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Article comment by: Rick O'Shea

Funny and so true!!! A lot of these "zombies" I believe are migrating from states like California with the intent to infect other states with their diseased thinking.

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