Junk e-mail, known as spam, keeps coming to one of my e-mail accounts.
What galls me is that the spammers challenge the intelligence of the recipients.
How stupid or gullible do they think we are?
I am reprinting, in part, a long-worded spam from supposed "energy experts" who may have assumed that I have ignored press accounts about the embattled energy giant Enron.
I have deleted the name of the company and its Web site.
It appears as follows:
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Get Your FREE Energy Investment Information Packet at (the Web site address)
*We all NEED ENERGY...every day!
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We can show you how many of our clients have turned a small investment of only $10,000 into $50,000 or MORE in a very short period of time! Isn't everyone looking for YIELDS like that?
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When I get questionable spam such as the above, I try to contact the abuse departments of the companies that provide the e-mail services, usually to limited success.
After all, many spammers forge e-mail addresses.
However, I recently found out that at least two federal agencies investigate claims against spammers if they believe that the offenders have violated federal laws: the Federal Trade Commission and the Food and Drug Administration.
I strongly urge readers who receive questionable spam to log onto their Web sites and report the spammers.
The Web site addresses are http://www.fda.gov and http://www.ftc.gov.
One of the lessons from the Enron debacle is the need for better accounting procedures.
They can start at the local level.
A few weeks ago, a neighborhood girl knocked on my door to solicit a pledge for a children's charity as a classroom project.
I generally pay cash for Boy or Girl Scout cookies, but I prefer to make out checks for anything exceeding $4 or $5.
I told the girl that I would make out a check once she provided me the proper name of the charity.
She did not provide that information when she returned in a week.
She said I could make out a check to her.
No way! In any case, I made out a check to her cause, and told her friend to come back if I made out the check to the wrong party.
I don't blame the girl.
I fault her teacher for not providing clear-cut instructions, and called the teacher.
She returned my call and answered my questions but was curt.
I hope she learns a lesson from the above example.
Last week, I commented on receiving a Clean Elections donation solicitation from Secretary of State Betsey Bayless, a Republican candidate for governor.
I could not reach her or anyone from her campaign before filing my column the morning before publication.
Bayless called me back at about 4 p.m.
26, too late to get her comments in my column.
She informed me that she sends Christmas cards to a list of about 7,000 people.
"Everyone on the list is somebody I interacted with in Arizona," she said.
The recipients of the Christmas cards automatically receive mail from her gubernatorial campaign, Bayless said.
In any case, that explains why I received the solicitation.
I mentioned the names of two Phoenix columnists known for their caustic commentaries, and she assured me that she does not send them Christmas cards.
I guess that I am in good company.
Ken Hedler is the county government and political reporter for the Daily Miner.