After Trump is elected: A fable

Keeping it Straight

Keeping it Straight

The election results were surprising, not the least of all to supporters of Donald Trump. After his win was announced there were literally millions of his supporters around the nation who commented, “I neffer thought ole Trump would win. Hell-fire I ownliest voted for him to kinda show efferyone not all of us’ns was happy wiff the way the gubment is beanin’ handled. I wish there’s sum way I could take back that vote. Ole Trump is a gonna cause a lot of trouble.”

From around the world, nation’s suddenly realized they were going to have to deal with a moron in the White House and after surviving the last moron, that idiot Bush kid, felt they were faced with a nearly impossible task.

Mexico immediately announced suspension of all treaties with the United States going back to the Treaty of Guadalupe Hildago of 1848 that gave the United States the Rio Grande as the boundary with Texas, along with ownership of California, half of New Mexico, most of Arizona, Nevada, Utah and parts of Wyoming and Colorado. A surprising announcement revealed Mexico had secretly obtained nuclear weapons, a move predicated by Trump’s vitriolic comments about Mexico and the Mexican people during his campaign. Further cranking up the tension the president of Mexico said if Trump was allowed to assume office an immediate state of war would exist between Mexico and the United States.

Trump’s response was, “Bring it on, beaners! We’ll bomb you and your taco-trucks back to the Stone Age.” Congress, in a pathetic attempt to defuse the situation, declared Trump has no authority to bomb anyone and they would work diligently (something not done over the past eight years) with Mexico to prevent an actual war. In an attempt to appease Mexico, Congress rushed through a bill in exchange for the United States keeping California and the upper halves of New Mexico and Arizona; Mexico would receive the state of Texas from the Panhandle south to the Rio Grande along with the southern halves of New Mexico and Arizona. President Obama immediately signed the legislation with a smile saying, “I guess Texas finally got their wish. They are no longer a part of the United States.”

As the Army Corps of Engineers worked to erect a fence separating Texas from the United States, Mexico issued an edict that Spanish was the official language of the newly acquired territories with incarceration being instant punishment for failing to speak Spanish. In addition, all current residents would be required to present documents affirming they are citizens of Mexico. Those unable to produce proper documentation would be jailed. President Obama issued what would be one of his last Executive Orders, refusing entrance of anyone from the newly designated areas of Mexico based on their residency in a terrorist nation that threatened the United States with nuclear weapons.

When Trump was sworn in, secretly in a small office in the basement of the Capitol building because of security threats he, without delay, handed over a sheaf of papers to the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Each page had Executive Order scrawled on the top. John Roberts handed them back informing Trump that, “This is not how the system works.” Trump demanded to know who to give the executive orders to. Roberts shook his head and walked away.

The only media allowed to attend the swearing in was FOX News, the infotainment group that supported Trump while continually lying about his opponent during the contentious election. Many members of Congress refused to attend the swearing in as did members of the Supreme Court. Trump said they would all be jailed as traitors.

Trump took to the airwaves, but only on FOX having declared all other media sources as biased and banning reporters stating, “I’ll never again have to hear them telling the truth about me!” His announcement was the naming of cabinet and department heads, including Michelle Bachmann as Secretary of State, Sarah Palin as Secretary of Defense, Ann Coulter as Attorney General, Sean Hannity as the head of the Department of Homeland Security, Rush Limbaugh as Surgeon General, and Pat Robertson heading the newly formed Department of Religious Adjustment.

Trump refused to move into the White House, claiming the historic home of the presidents, “A dump with none of the amenities me and my family are accustomed to. I wouldn’t put my dog in that place; particularly after that last bunch had contaminated the place.” Within days Trump Realty Holdings, LLC, placed the White House on the market seeking $1,000,000 or “best offer.”

Quickly stepping into the position as president Trump issued additional executive orders making Communist China a “friend of the United States” with favored nation status for any and all defense contracts. Within hours of the release the State Bank of China forgave the nearly $500 million dollar loan owed by President Trump. Russian Dictator Putin was issued an invitation to the Trump residence in New York City where the two buddies later flew to Washington for a visit to the White House and Pentagon War Rooms and other facilities long classified as “off-limits” to foreigners.

As President Trump and his minions moved through the government like a plague of diseased locusts, people who had not supported him were hunted through examination of voting records and if they refused to swear fealty to Trump were faced with incarceration at one of the hastily constructed Trump Readjustment Camps. The majority refused and were quickly transported to the camps. The children of dissenters were moved to Trump Industry Work camps and put to work assembling Trump products.

Of course this is only a fable, but unfortunately some fables come true, making it important that everyone fully understand the importance of their vote in November.

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Freedom928 3 months, 1 week ago

I could only get through a couple of paragraphs before I had to stop reading and go take a shower from how dirty I felt from the mental pollution of this pure nonsense. The hate simply drips from the mind of this Anti-American lib-prog through his writings.

The fact that the KDM printed this speaks volumes about its bias. What a shame to see the vast majority of the media become nothing more than an arm of the DNC. A true shame because the American people not only deserve better; we expect better.

When the media prints this kind of nonsense it feeds the divide in America pushing us ever closer to either a revolution or a civil war of some kind. Keep it up KDM; you certainly are NOT doing your readers any favors by doing so.

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HwyRover 3 months, 1 week ago

I can only smile at how conservative/obstructionists always become incensed when someone posts something they do not agree with (even when it is something as silly as a fable).

And to even mildly hint that the Daily Miner has a "DNC bias" is just laughable. However one point that needs addressing is the "...divide in America..." which is being fostered and fueled by conservative/constructionists who insist upon supporting one of the biggest frauds in our nation's history.

And I cannot pass up the opportunity to ask the question - Why won't Trump release his tax returns? What is hiding?

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RH 3 months, 1 week ago

Trump could be the real Manchurian Candidate or a modern day version of Benedict Arnold, its hard to say which one both betrayed their country one in fiction and one in reality!

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Freedom928 3 months, 1 week ago

We already have the Manchurian candidate in office right now. A nobody with zero experience in any way. His one short stint as senator of Illinois was a non event with him voting "Present" on nearly every single bill to come up. He was groomed and manicured to run for President. What we learned early on is everything thing he says comes from someone else. When his teleprompter failed he didn't even know what subject he was reading about. Nothing but a snake oil salesman from day one.

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HwyRover 3 months, 1 week ago

Conservative/obstructionists are well known for their massive inability to comprehend the written word and as usual they prove it by not understanding what a “Manchurian Candidate” is.

To label President Obama as such flies in the face of empirical evidence that confirms otherwise. President Obama was elected – twice – by the majority of American voters. President Obama holds the highest favorable rating of any president in decades. President Obama pulled us back from the god-awful economic horror left behind by that idiot Bush kid.

To cite the teleprompter is indeed hilarious considering when some minion writes cogent statements for Trump he stumbles and stammers like that kid in grade five English who still had not learned to read. When it comes to “snake oil” salesman Trump is the best we’ve seen in years and years and the only saving grace is he’s going to lose – big time.

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R 3 months, 1 week ago

The Miner actually allowed this to be published??? Always concerned about rabble rousing (trolling) comments the readers post in the comments section so they censor them but this was no problem? This idiot was even allowed to use derogatory, racist words like "beaner" and the Miner allowed that? If he used the "N" word, would that be okay with The Miner? Not good, Kingman Miner, not good.

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HwyRover 3 months, 1 week ago

What this commenter fails to realize is that there is - obviously - leeway allowed for blog posts (example - Linda Athens) and my use of derogatory, racist words was in the context of a quote from Trump, who is well known for his racists comments and views.

As to my being an "idiot" I am surprised that such a personal insult was allowed by the Daily Miner, but it was not unexpected. Not good, Kingman Miner, not good.

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R 3 months, 1 week ago

Trump has never said "beaners" or anything like it. The fact that YOU said it, however, speaks volumes as to the racist YOU are.

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HwyRover 3 months ago

Odd how I am a racist for using language favored by the serial sexual predator anointed by the conservative/obstructionists.

Let me point out that in one of my novels I created, what some reviewers claimed to be, the most frightening and disgusting serial killer in literature. Now, my having created such a person is not indicative, in any way, of my being a serial killer nor having any proclivities towards being a serial killer.

Writer's create out of whole cloth and the fact someone might be upset is simply an indicator of the lack of intellect in that reader.

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Gunguy45 3 months, 1 week ago

You should stick to RT66 chronicles, Bob. Your "fiction" is very poor, even done tongue in cheek.

I do like how you were able to insult millions of Americans exercising their right to free choice and participation in the election process with the poor use of grammar and spelling in the very first paragraph. Well, just a basket of deplorables anyway, right?

Since you went to "university" (I still love that affectation by the way) and write books about others accomplishments, who are we to argue.

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HwyRover 3 months, 1 week ago

An opinion regarding my fiction is of no importance to me, or anyone else for that matter. But conservative/obstructionists always have nothing to support their love of Trump so they always attack the messenger.

And yes, my alliteration of the typical Trump supporter was used to show the level of education – as demonstrated in both interviews and written comments – demonstrated by the typical deplorable who supports the master con-man.

I have no idea why my use of the word “university” so upsets you. But over the years I have found those without higher education quite often cast aspersions towards those that do, it is just another mystery.

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OlderNWiser 3 months, 1 week ago

Bob this speaks volumes on you lack of sincerity. Are you implying that all Trump supporters are illiterate. This is not journalism. This is not irony. This is not humor. This is simply an example of how and why out country has descended into the lowest pits of politics. It is an example to the world of our childish banter while all the time setting a splendid example for those who are uneducated in politics and worse of all our children. And we wonder why High School students and 8 year olds take a knee during the National Anthem. Take a good look in the mirror. There is the reason. Pure illiterate socialism and liberalism.

RH...of course Benghazi, private servers, concubines and lies mean nothing to You? Your comment is no more meaningful that Bob's.

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HwyRover 3 months, 1 week ago

Odd how someone would think that blog posts are “journalism.” But then the comprehension abilities of conservative/obstructionists is proven each time they post a comment.

Instead of recognizing the piece as a fable and considering the actual implications of allowing a con-man like Trump to sit in the White House conservative/obstructionists always have to fall back on the ridiculous meme of, “Pure illiterate socialism and liberalism.”

The one obvious point is that my fable hit too many conservative/obstructionists where they live and, obviously, made them think that – once again – they have climbed on the wrong bus.

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tkirk2016 3 months, 1 week ago

You all need to wake up if you think either canidate is going to do any good for this country. Just like the minimum wage issue saying that if we raise minimum wage it will eliminate job growth Ah there are not any jobs right now that pay anything over 8.05 I think this whole state is corrupt !!! Say what you want . It is so hard to wake up that is why all you people are asleep. Get the facts they don't lye

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alkoffman 3 months, 1 week ago

Do any of you commentators have a clue as to the meaning of satire and sarcasm? Or is it above your comprehension level?

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HwyRover 3 months, 1 week ago

Definitely above their comprehension level.

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Gunguy45 3 months, 1 week ago

Al, satire and sarcasm normally at least get a smile and some amusement from me. This was just a thinly disguised vicious attack on the candidate.

I can imagine the uproar from the left if something similar were written about Hillary.

I have to say, this election seems to be about the dirtiest run in a while, especially from the Liberal side. Not that Conservatives don't have their share, those just seem more local IMO.

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LVaron 3 months, 1 week ago

I loved it! Read it with an open mind and sense of humor. But then again I always do appreciate sarcasm. Have to wonder sometimes how some people take everything so seriously. If this current election isn't something to joke about, there is no hope for us.

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Freedom928 3 months ago

Al; I answered your question honestly and directly but the KDM, being a far left partisan media outlet, won't let you see it. Too bad really; it was a hard hitting truth the people should see.

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alkoffman 3 months ago

" a far left partisan media outlet," As I said, above the comprehension level of some. I recognized your level, or lack there of a long time ago.

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Edith_Prickley 3 months ago

You had me at “Bring it on, beaners! We’ll bomb you and your taco-trucks back to the Stone Age.” then I threw up in my mouth. Trump NEVER said these words. He did, however, say he would bomb "those suckers" which he was referring to ISIS. Wow Bob, you say some pretty mean stuff in other posts but this one takes the cake.

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HwyRover 3 months ago

Sadly another conservative/obstructionist who cannot actually comprehend the written word while supporting a serial sexual predator and pedophile. THAT is truly amazing!

Yeah, I am one "mean" guy!

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RH 3 months ago

Post Nov. 8, 2016 will be remembered as just another racist running on hate, racism as his base agenda, Strom Thurmond did it 1948, Goldwater did it 1964, George Wallace 1968, Nixon was a tad smarter he hid his racism, bigotry, anti-Semitism, etc., it was not till the release of the Watergate Tapes and his Southern Strategy the skeletons in his closet creeped out, Trump will end his days as what he has been all his life!

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